Sunday, May 18, 2008

missing you

i'm getting used to it. but really.. it's sort of getting on my nerves hahaha.

why is it that everyone seems to be focusing on my (lack of) lovelife?!

okay. i just want to make myself clear.. in case you guys missed it last time: i have already decided (some time last month?!) that i do *not* plan to get married. ever. got it!?! no plans of walking down the effing aisle. no plans of settling down and having my own family.

and in case i haven't made myself clear yet, let me just emphasize something: not only do i not have plans of getting married; i am *strongly* opposed to the thought of marriage. okay?! got it?!

that being said.. i have no plans of getting myself a boyfriend. i am not looking for a romantic partner. what's the point.. when i am opposed to the idea of getting into a serious, deeper relationship?!

so. stop finding partners for me, ok?! seriously XP



The Sudden Departure

Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)


The Sudden Departure



Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call. You are The Sudden Departure.

You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.

We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.

Your exact female opposite:

The Intern

The Intern

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer


Always avoid: The Backrubber (DGSD), The Gentleman (DGLM)


Consider:
The Vapor Trail (RBLM), someone just like you

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