How to Turn Down Unwanted Men
- HE --- Can I buy you a drink?
SHE - Actually I'd rather have the money.
- HE --- I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE - I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
- HE --- Hi... Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE - Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
- HE --- How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE - I must've been given your share.
- HE --- Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE - Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
- HE --- Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE - And your face must turn a few stomachs.
- HE --- Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE - Okay, get out.
- HE --- I think I could make you very happy.
SHE - Why? Are you leaving?
- HE --- What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE - Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
- HE --- Can I have your name?
SHE - Why? Don't you already have one?
- HE --- Shall we go see a movie?
SHE - I've already seen it.
- HE --- Where have you been all my life?
SHE - Hiding from you.
- HE --- Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE - Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
- HE --- Is this seat empty?
SHE - Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
- HE --- So, what do you do for a living?
SHE - I'm a female impersonator.
- HE --- Can I buy you a drink?
SHE - Actually I'd rather have the money. - HE --- I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE - I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. - HE --- Hi... Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE - Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. - HE --- How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE - I must've been given your share. - HE --- Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE - Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. - HE --- Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE - And your face must turn a few stomachs. - HE --- Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE - Okay, get out. - HE --- I think I could make you very happy.
SHE - Why? Are you leaving? - HE --- What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE - Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. - HE --- Can I have your name?
SHE - Why? Don't you already have one? - HE --- Shall we go see a movie?
SHE - I've already seen it. - HE --- Where have you been all my life?
SHE - Hiding from you. - HE --- Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE - Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. - HE --- Is this seat empty?
SHE - Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. - HE --- So, what do you do for a living?
SHE - I'm a female impersonator.
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great. now if only i could find out how to do the exact opposite of this.. hahahaha
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